THE HILLS are Alive…with the Sound of Boob Jobs
As I sat down to watch the premiere of the sixth and final season of The Hills, MTV’s faux reality battle-ax, I was mentally preparing my snarky blog post. The […]
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Notes on THE HILLS Finale
Yet another season of The Hills has drawn to a close and yet the earth still rotates on its axis and the sun still hangs in the sky. Like […]
An Open Letter to MTV from Lauren Conrad
Hi MTV. It’s me, Lauren Conrad. MTV, we really need to talk. MTV, we’ve had some good times together. Remember Laguna Beach? Remember how I pined and cried over silly […]
THE HILLS Premiere: Viva la Spectacle!
“Media stars are spectacular representations of living human beings, distilling the essence of the spectacle’s banality into images of possible roles.” -Guy DeBord, Society of the Spectacle “I’m more famous […]
